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Fat Victor
"Victor Dirte' Sanchez was born on July 4 1963 in the great city of Guadalajara, Mexico. Sadly, Victor's mother Victoria Sanchez died while giving birth to Victor. It was reported that her vagina exploded when Victor's head was coming through the birth canal. Victor's head, which was eight inches in diameter at the time of his birth is still a Mexican record. Victor's father Dirte' honored his wife by naming their first son Victor. Dirte', who owned his own convenience store in downtown Guadalajara, moved to the United States with Victor in 1972 and started a successful landscaping company in Houston, Texas. Not being one to like manual labor, young Victor decided to concentrate on his schooling and his dream to become a professional baseball player. However, after being cut from his high school team, partly because they could not find a big enough helmet for him, but more importantly because his birth certificate showed he was 22 years old, Victor decided to leave everything behind and move to the east coast. Four months later, after walking to Boston, Massachusetts, Victor quickly got a job as a bus boy at a popular restaurant in Boston. After working his way through the ranks, he was promoted to head dishwasher. In the summer of 1993 at the age of 30, Victor caught his big break when he won $500,000 on a lottery ticket. Since then, after making some smart investments that turned out to be very lucrative, Victor no longer had to worry about working or making money and has spent the last 16 years traveling the world making it his life goal to know everything about everything. And now, in 2009, that goal has been reached, and he is sharing all of his vast knowledge and experiences with the world.
"This is it. The site you have all been waiting for. FatVictor.com, an uncensored world where no topic is off limits. Sports, News, Sex, and Humor are just some of the many roads we will take you down. We are the new site where you will go to break up the monotony of your boring life. We will report, comment, and rant on anything and everything. We will tell stories based on the lives of our diverse and severely disturbed staff. And of course we will match tons of buckets. But most importantly, we will make you laugh, make you think, and make you laugh some more."
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